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FEARLESS HEART NEWS
'TRUTH IN FICTION'
"O THE NOT SO SNOOTY SOCIETY COLUMN"
By Bianca Oliveheart
Hi, Bianca Oliveheart here bringing you fresh insights from
the primo couch potato Mc Ed of
Mc ED ...THE UNIVERSITY FOR SLACKERS
These are Mc Ed's own strange and convoluted thoughts from his sofa at Minuso's beachouse. Mc Ed just never went home after the Blue Moon Party several months ago. Minuso doesn't mind as he rarely uses the sofa anyway.
The 411 on Ed is that he rarely gets off the sofa except to aimlessly wander around music stores. Whenever he is out he spears a foot long sub/double bag o' chips & diet soda. Today Ed started to write "about IT" in his head as he was riding back home on the bus, while pretending to be reading a book and sipping his decaffeinated diet cola (bubbling brown water).
I, Bianca stopped by Minuso's house and 'picked up the slack' from Ed and wrote it down for him. He gave it to me for this column. This is Ed 's
'Theory of Slack.'
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From the Atom's family member referred to as "IT" to the molecular or "crystalline collection" of their only family of Atoms on earth there is universal contention that there is almost always a scapegoat in any family.
This Theory about 'IT' is a variation on the cliché
"a diamond is a chunk of coal that stood up under pressure"...
It is true that pure carbon, just like carbon ashes, if put under immense pressure over a millennia becomes a diamond. I would conjecture that Slackers everywhere can subscribe to that theory.
The square cube law = if something doubles in size, it triples in volume in the way it is designed. And if something becomes greater than double its size , it would collapse, therefore "IT" may not be as FAT, Awful, Sloppy, Double Ugly ect. as the family cluster believes, because "IT" would have imploded upon itself and collapsed a long time ago.
To further elaborate on that convoluted thought, If 'X ' is a clothing size 'X2' would equal 'Y3'. ( why three? Y 2k.) 'IT' would collapse under its own weight. This formula is applicable for all the above mentioned family judgments and more.
The only exception to 'IT" not collapsing under 'IT's' own weight would be if 'IT' were a form of marine life or an Extraterrestrial. Indeed perhaps this whole family speculation about the 'challenged' family member being an ET or a some kind of Whale may be only a form of denial at sharing DNA with a Slacker -
such as myself.
Now given this information "IT" just cannot be the monster in your mind that you have contructed because your thought form would collapse if 'IT' materialized according to the earlier stated facts .
Which brings us to the grand topic of must attend events "The Family Gathering" for weddings, baptisms, funerals ect.
Just think of all the times you cleverly avoided 'IT' attending family functions. And after a while wasn't there a family consensus that 'IT' will not be around to embarrass anyone ?
... because 'IT' had retreated to the safety of the couch years ago.
but here is the deal
An Atom cannot be split with a cyclotron. It would have to accelerate at the speed of Light and bombard the nucleus with photons, quarks and a myriad of subatomic particles or so it seems. The nucleus of the atom has nothing to do chemical reactions inorganic or organic or Biochemical Electrons. So if your are born into an Atom's family you can adopt all the pseudo more acceptable family members you want but you are still sharing DNA with 'IT' .
So, 'IT' is simply a family member who shines a different color from the rainbow of the family diamond's prism of lights.
and like a facet of a diamond light flash 'IT' has just morphed into a thought form at rest... and thought forms are the beginning of manifestation here in earthville .
SO perhaps we should turn around and ask 'IT 'what 'IT' is thinking about?
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Perhaps 'IT' is a FEARLESS HEART who is not afraid to dream
UNITY in all things
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